The Black Liszt: Bitcoin Blockchain

12-12 02:13 - 'I realized the post might be satirical. Which is confusing cause it's r/Bitcoin. Aside from that point, in regards to my weensy chart, fuck actual Google amirite?' by /u/Adios_numero_two removed from /r/Bitcoin within 267-277min

I realized the post might be satirical. Which is confusing cause it's /Bitcoin. Aside from that point, in regards to my weensy chart, fuck actual Google amirite?
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Dash CBI for Sunday, 27 October, 2018. A little better than yesterday. Still dropped a rank. Could fall out of the top 20.

Better than yesterday, and still looks like a downtrend. Plus, we dropped a rank. At the rate we’re going, it is very conceivable that Dash drops out of the top 20. The 24 hour column on CoinPaprika looks better, but it’s too volatile to trust.
All three of the moving average numbers started climbing a teensy weensy little bit. If we don’t make a significant move up in the near future, we will be struggling to have any relevance at all. This is all a huge testament to how irrational the crypto market still is. In terms of features and functionality in the real world, Dash puts everything else to shame.
Sorry, no graphs till tonight.
For the previous 7 day time frame:
  1. Dash outperformed 6 of the 18 coins ranked above us (33%). The 30 day SMA* is 30.4%.
  2. Dash outperformed 4 of the 10 coins ranked below us (40%). The 30 day SMA* is 32.3%.
  3. In total, Dash outperformed 10 of the top 28 coins (36%). The 30 day SMA* is 31.1%.
  4. Bitcoin dominance gained a whopping 3.1% to 67.7%.
  5. 4 of the top 28 coins beat Bitcoin (14.3%).
  6. 21 of the top 28 cryptos were in the green (78%).
* The 30 day SMA is the Simple Moving Average for the last 30 days. It is represented with the red line.
As always, this is not investment advise. This is presented for entertainment and educational purposes only. Do your own homework. Don’t trust some rando guy on the internet. All crypto is risky. Don’t invest more in crypto than you can afford to lose.
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Free Transactions? Why would you want to be a tightarse about mining fees?

If you've read anything I've written over the past 9 bazillion years (well, it feels like that when you say the same things over and over every day), you will know I push two key concepts:
  1. READ THE ELI5s!
  2. Learn to use
Now, one of the big draws of is that its easy to send coins for free. In fact, its almost unavoidable. But surely this is a bad thing, right? And its only 1 Doge, vs the $7 or more that the Bitcoiners pay. So why be stingy about it?
Well, the answer lies here:
Dogecoin mining is dead. Dead. DEAD!!! We get all our massive hashpower (40,000,000,000,000 60,000,000,000,000 Hashes/sec) courtesy of Litecoin pools which merge-mine Doge along with other Scrypt coins that adopted AuxPoW.
And if you look at the rewards, you will see that we make up a teensy weensy part of those rewards. Around $33,000 a day vs $2 million worth of LTC. And $70 worth of Doge in fees is nothing, right?
Yeah, but we need to remember that LTC pools don't pay out Doge. They dump all those coins onto the market and pay out LTC. And they barely notice our contribution to their wallets anyway.
So every Doge that you pay in fees ends up pushing prices down and making you poorer, or at least less rich.

Do you still want to pay?

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I was excited before, now I'm mega excited!!!

I just received a message saying my secret santa had been despatched followed by this amazing message;
"Depending on the answer..
You have been a naughty boy haven't you David? That thing you do late at night when you think you're all alone and no one is watching... yes that thing!!!! We've been watching you... yes... yes, we know David, we know...
Many Bitcoins have been spent dispatching russian snipers assassins to your address, they have your facebook picture. Expect them soon! And don't turn around... they might be watching right now... are you near a window? Can you feel the hairs on the back of your neck rising.... you can, can't you David?? Muahahahahahhaaha!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ OR
What a good boy you are!!!! That good deed you did and you though one else noticed, we noticed David...we noticed... cos we care.. yes we do little david. pat pat
And Santa's little elves have bloodied their teensie weensie ickle fingers wrapping presents just for you! And it's all ready to ship.
But whats this? The reindeers are on strike?!!! The TSA is anally probing Santa! Bacon Narwhals are on the menu at MC Donalds!! the end is surely nigh, this is a disaster.... Luckily Parcel Force has stepped in to save the day... something good may be coming your way! (see that last bit even rhymed)"
I'm so excited, but also petrified. No-one is meant to know what I get up to on those nights!!!!
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